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DiEwitHoNoR: help me with this hw
g r e e n berryy: uh
DiEwitHoNoR: write a letter to pres bush explaining why u dont want to be drafted
g r e e n berryy: ...
g r e e n berryy: i dont want to die
DiEwitHoNoR: oh yeah thats a good reason
DiEwitHoNoR: only i need a letter
g r e e n berryy: i dont want to die, i dont like mr bush,
g r e e n berryy: i dont take orders from monkeys
DiEwitHoNoR: LOL

funny stuff

teacher recomendations

Qi Liang He was an outstanding student in Pre-calculus Honors and Advanced Placement Statistics classes. Qi is a conscientious and insightful student whose ability and determination enables his to master the most challenging concepts. In addition, he is a very confident person, as well as a consistent participant in class discussions.

In terms of motivation, creativity, intellectual ability, self-discipline, growth potential, and maturity, I would rank Qi in the top 5% of the students I have taught.

- Caldwell (AP STATISTICS AND PRECAL)

Liang is a very intelligent student, he performed among the top 5% of a competitive AP Physics class. He is a very serious student who has impressed me with his ability to solve challenging problems and to think clearly, logically and critically. This is very evident when he puts up problems on the board. He is committed to serious intellectual challenges and is an independent thinker. With his ability to reason, originality and initiative he has the potential for a promising career in science and engineering.

- Kennard (AP PHYSICS B + C)

Qi Liang is an outstanding student who worked diligently to be successful in this most rigorous class. His efforts were met with success, as he earned grades of 96% + 94% and a 4 on the AP examination.

An active participant in class, Qi Liang was very effective as part of cooperative learning exercises. His outlines were excellent and were effectively used in class. He participated in a debate on the American Revolution in which he proved to be quite competent. He is very intelligent and has a good analytical mind.

Qi Liang has the intelligence, motivation and personality to insure his success in any university of his choice. He was a wonderful addition to this class. He has my highest recommendation.

- Peters (AP US HISTORY)

cleaned my keyboard

1. use screwdriver to rip out the keys
2. wash the keys
3. clean/wipe the board
4. dry each key
5. try to put them back in their respective positions

it was a pain in the ass, i dont recomend ever cleaning your keyboard unless u have to. maybe once every 2 years is ok

also, it was quite funny comunicating without a keyboard. i had to copy and paste each letter individually which took forever, and sometimes i just revert to using simlies.


g r e e n berryy: wha cha!
DiEwitHoNoR: KEYBOARD
g r e e n berryy: wha?
DiEwitHoNoR: KEYBOARD
g r e e n berryy: cha?
DiEwitHoNoR: n0 KEYBOARD
g r e e n berryy: wha cha?
DiEwitHoNoR: :( <-- (the AIM smiley, the one u can click on manually)
g r e e n berryy: you dont have a keyboard?
DiEwitHoNoR: u dont have a keyboard???
g r e e n berryy: ...
DiEwitHoNoR: if u wanted to clean it just take the spray thingy and gg?
g r e e n berryy: ...
g r e e n berryy: care to explain what youre babbling about?
DiEwitHoNoR: :(
g r e e n berryy: you broke el keyboard?
DiEwitHoNoR: :D
g r e e n berryy: yeah?
DiEwitHoNoR: :O
g r e e n berryy: ...and youre communicating with me through smileys?
DiEwitHoNoR: :/
g r e e n berryy: yes?
g r e e n berryy: youre just playing with me?
DiEwitHoNoR: :(
g r e e n berryy: ...
g r e e n berryy: sad= no?
DiEwitHoNoR: KEYBOARD clean
DiEwitHoNoR: n0 KEYBOARD
DiEwitHoNoR: sad= no
g r e e n berryy: :) = yes?
g r e e n berryy: are yo uusing that clicking keyboard now?
DiEwitHoNoR: :) = yes
DiEwitHoNoR: :(
g r e e n berryy: is it really broken?
DiEwitHoNoR: :(
DiEwitHoNoR: cleanin
g r e e n berryy: uhhuh
g r e e n berryy: this is really hard to understand
DiEwitHoNoR: :D
g r e e n berryy: i'm surprised we got this far
g r e e n berryy: i like that smiley
g r e e n berryy: um
DiEwitHoNoR: n?
g r e e n berryy: what?
DiEwitHoNoR: what?
g r e e n berryy: lol should i jsut write a bunch of words so you can copy and paste them
DiEwitHoNoR: :)
g r e e n berryy: lol
g r e e n berryy: are you buying a new one/
DiEwitHoNoR: lol
DiEwitHoNoR: :(
g r e e n berryy: how are you gonna survive without a keyboard!
DiEwitHoNoR: :K
g r e e n berryy: ohno!
g r e e n berryy: hungerrr
DiEwitHoNoR: lol
g r e e n berryy: lol thats like the only repsonse you can have
DiEwitHoNoR: no
g r e e n berryy: so this is a warning for me. never clean the keyboard
DiEwitHoNoR: o
DiEwitHoNoR: lol
g r e e n berryy: this is not fun o_o
g r e e n berryy: so you cant play tetris anymore
g r e e n berryy: can you play wc?
DiEwitHoNoR: o_o
g r e e n berryy: no?
DiEwitHoNoR: cant play
g r e e n berryy: ahahah
g r e e n berryy: so.. now you just watch dramas
g r e e n berryy: or
g r e e n berryy: hm
g r e e n berryy: stare at the comp
DiEwitHoNoR: not fun o_o
g r e e n berryy: :)
g r e e n berryy: AHAHHH
g r e e n berryy: lol this must be a very sad tiem for you
DiEwitHoNoR: not fun o_o
g r e e n berryy: i should make a bunch of sad faces for you to use
g r e e n berryy: lol
g r e e n berryy: =( =[ :[
g r e e n berryy: ;(
DiEwitHoNoR: ;(;(;(=( =[ :[
g r e e n berryy: lol
g r e e n berryy: eww
g r e e n berryy: so many ugly eyes staring at me
DiEwitHoNoR: lol
g r e e n berryy is away at 19:03:49.
DiEwitHoNoR: weee
Auto response from g r e e n berryy: foods here!

some humor from youtube

so theres a new internet phenomenon popping around youtube

so like a few days ago britney spears had some concert or something and it turned out like utter shit (from wat i heard). why ? bcause she was lipsinging and she couldnt even do that right and the fans all booed and w/e

so then theres this video on youtube with like 5 million views in 3 days made by some he-she-it

heres the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

its quite hilarious because people are making fun of this moron and if u watched it... u would notice that the it there... no one is quite sure its a he or she... and its even funnier because there are 900 response videos to this gay kid's video ranting on and on about britney spears

and this kid fucking made the news LoL ... just google chris crocker and ull find like a billion results


theres also some other funny video on how a miss teen usa



basically... this chick with no brains somehow got on national television